Turns out if u don’t really sleep for days in a row you get really sleepy

me: i’m over her it was almost a year ago
also me:

Missing Alexander 23 GO ON TOUR !!

me in the shower while listening to ‘Cosplay’ by Alexander 23

I found it, I left it at ur moms house :)

Yo anyone know where my iPad is

me and who?

Ordered Thai food, feeling invincible. Yes

hey so i just experienced the scariest turbulence i have ever endured on my flight and this is what i put in my notes app??? Alexander 23 just so u know i survived

gatorade

Sorry I missed your text. I was busy looking at other things on my phone.

Every time I see a turtle up close I’m like man this is not a good idea for an animal

My son, 7, has discovered “deez nuts” jokes and it’s all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can’t stop.

I asked him where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn’t get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, “deez nuts.”

Hope you all canceled ur plans for the next few weeks cuz “Yours” comes out tonight

no he was 3 boyfriends ago, my great great boyfriend

babe wake up Alexander 23 is finally releasing 'Yours'

ALMOST FORGOT TO SAY IT BUT HAPPY 23RD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay I’ll drop it then

i am now the proud owner of 720 rolls of fruit by the foot ($500+ worth) thanks to Alexander 23 LMFAOOO