Can't nobody beat my ass.

Something beautiful about Spongebob is that I'll say 'A.I. could never come up with something so good' and this is the shot I'm talking about

No, I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square. #Seinfeld #Seinfeld ism

bro help i can't stop seeing patterns and synchronicities and the interconnectedness of everything in life

tectonic plates shifted !!

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'She has a foot made for sneakers'

Seen a nigga bussin down some croutons like they were a bag of chips & that shit reminded me that life really ain’t got no rules fr

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NYtimes has a story where I guess the angle was “COVID ruined their HS graduation, and now Palestine protests are ruining their college graduations” and they interview the kids and the kids are like “Free Palestine, my graduation is meaningless” lmao REKT

Willow Smith performs “Wait A Minute” for NPR Tiny Desk concert youtu.be/DmC2QQESN6E?si…

Welcome to America, where life is sacred until you’re born.

Newborn twins fight rare disease, family says it’ll cost $4.2 million to save their lives. Insurance stopped coverage on their condition day after they were born. Their mom works for the insurer. wbtv.com/2024/04/30/new…

ccny campus magazine livestream is genuinely incredible, they’re reading out police badge numbers + names and getting people in the chat to search complaints filed against them, then reading the complaints back out loud to the cops 😭

I'm a hater and a curator ☝🏿

IT’S A BIKE LOCK???

They are lying through their teeth about what is happening on campuses, in every respect - from Columbia to UCLA.

The journalists are lying, the police are lying and the administrators are lying. They are brazenly lying.

If one of Drake's cousins can testify in court under threat of perjury that they shared this blanket (or one similar) during a sleepover at their granny's house, he can be black.

This is as good a time as any to remind everyone that the NYPD has been encrypting its precincts’ non-tactical comms.

Yesterday, a faculty member at USD made public that they were threatened with termination if they didn’t remove their preferred pronouns and tribal affiliation from their email signature

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we're in this world, we are going to suffer from climate change and lack of social safety nets and worsening conditions but if we protest or say that we don't want this, those who 'represent us,' old rich people who don't care about anything but themselves, will punish us