A lady said I was the most handsome boy she has seen and that I should be a model.

The said lady is my phupo. I think she meant it.

Scrolling on the TL after your team loses

My week as an Arsenal supporter.

Saka was horrendous today
Gabriel Jesus is not a striker

10-2 Agg is always worse than 3-2 but gutted crashing out of two competitions in a single week.

End of season prediction: 84 points with no trophy

Things were starting to look good and then we concede

Not a bad half. Thought their balls would run away at the Allianz Arena but seems they’re firmly in their place. Still not over. Can still screw it up.

Who’s gonna explain DACT to this dumbass

F-16 merging with a JF-17 in a climbing fight.
F-16 holds the slight advantage with better TW ratio. In a turning fight, both should be equally matched.

Pencil drawing I made during the lockdown.

I know the bypass chamber is drinking more water than I do in a week

Bc botal ko tou mat choos

Who wrote this shit

Skilled worker visa working overtime
Hearing Rishi will end this soon now

Wait till a black guy tweets something like “bet it smells crazy in there”

Entire ‘jeet community shall be summoned in the replies

Things must be pretty bad if people want another nationality right?

The government:

Barca fans crying about a red card ruining a knock out tie?

Inject it.

Dr. Wael Nasrallah’s post about losing his family is truly heartbreaking.

Lewandowski Highlights vs PSG | 4k | 16th April 2024

They’re saying this storm may not have been a consequence of cloud seeding but I’m certain screwing around with nature isn’t the most suitable thing to do especially right now. Humans are the catalyst to earth’s aging.

Should’ve left Dubai as the hot dry burning hell that it normally is.