heard a song and thought “that sounds like george harrison on slide guitar” so I googled it and it was george harrison on slide guitar. call me fuckin greil marcus

I will never get over a certain drunken canal girlie extolling the virtues of smoking in the NYT only for her father to die a year and a half later of esophageal cancer

now that I have a car guess what kind of car I have. take a wild guess

now that I am a TA I cannot understand what compelled so many of my undergrad TAs to be total hardasses

I love when the bus lurches forward as people are still boarding and everyone stumbles about in Chaplinesque fashion. this is the cheapest and most readily available form of comedy

take all my money

april not beating the cruellest month allegations

ln I dreamt that taylor swift had a song called “the john wayne of love.” it went “I’m the john wayne of love”

hounds of love is the #1 album to listen to whilst buzzed off of one (1) IPA. prove me wrong

has anyone actually received an insurance reimbursement for therapy or is that just an urban legend

I’m soo grateful to have been bullied growing up, I fully credit w my ability to be a normal functioning adult. every day I meet ppl where I’m like damn you should have been bullied just a little bit harder

currently stomping thru rich ppl’s shrubs because I made the mistake of walking in brentwood

in a doctors waiting room. receptionist whose mask is hanging around his chin just yelled at me to put a mask on. wanted to say, if I dangle it from my ear, does that count?

good enough