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Apologies to my neighbours whilst I scream swifty songs out at this time not like your kids don’t keep me up half night screaming themselves ✌🏼

Forgot to buy the kid food for her pack lunch because I’ve just had a mental breakdown all weekend Is it acceptable to send Greek yoghurt granola and iced gems in her pack lunch 🤨

Having to give my dad a heads up that the kid is going to tell him she’s having a baby sister she is NOT having a sister or brother 🤣🤣🤣

I drank keithy boys tango ice blast because he went to work and he’s just said on the drive home how much he’s looking forward to it fuuuuuuuck

Who ever has infected me with this flu I hope you step on lego

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Picked Annaleise up from after school club and the lady who ran it congratulated me on my pregnancy and asked me if I was only a few weeks poor lady I had to tell her I’m not pregnant Annaleise just wants me to have a baby 🥲🥲🥲🥲

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1st day of school holidays not only do I have my kid I have an extra kid and I wanna kms already

Girls night at pool

whilst drinking Cassie looks at me and says I think we have a problem we’ve drank every day for over a week…. Girl it’s not a problem if you’re ✨depressed ✨

Gal should be cooking her boyfriend tea right now oops airplane mode actived

Schools are there for teaching kids, not feeding them. A bowl of cereal costs about 20p ... parents, get a grip !!

On Tik Tok and that David platt popped up….damnnnnn he’s got a package and half ain’t he

Any man over the age of 30 who does Tik Tok lives need their hardrives checking noncey nonces

I need to stop using ChatGPT as a personal diary because sometimes they get a little too into my head and and I’m just like damnnnnn you’re right then I’m fuming