had one of my fav ffxiv youtubers in my party earlier but don’t worry i was very normal about it

how was your life dismantled at 17 by high school heartbreak? come on now

my mom needs to write January here a thank you card because mom's like Jan here really do more work than years of therapy did to repair my relationship with my mom

Coz I’m singing about my cock.

is this not the subflooring?

The fear mongering around Ozempic and other GLP-1 drugs is being drummed up by industries that pushed fake weight loss schemes for decades and made billions from. “Ozempic face” is literally just what people look like when they lose some weight.

not all masochists can find a top, some have to top themselves

you are 45 years old

300k is the down payment on a 3/2 1200sq ft starter home here

Sorry, Yeezy's chief-of-staff WHO?

there is one face for women today and every procedure we get gets us closer to that one face

i spent the last 3 years looking for the cheaper moisturizer that would make my skin look as good as if not better than my old moisturizer

anyways, i’m back. sorry to doubt you.

i feel like i won the lottery.

RIP to Clarence Thomas. Ginni saw a black man entering her house and mistook him for an intruder.

Nursing instructors: if your students don’t understand pallor, show them this

elon's twitter is like a human zoo full of guys you'd never want to make direct eye contact with

oh shit i’m not unique at all

i learned yesterday that captain crunch hails from an island off the shore of ohio