My phone been on silent for the past decade.

This could never ever ever ever ever happen to me, ever.

LOOOL if the doors didn’t kill me, the embarrassment would

After 12 years you’d think Man United being shit wouldn’t hit the same, but it’s as good and pure as ever.

I’ve never once had this urge lmao

90s-00s RnB will never lose its replay value

3rd choice goalkeeper

i’m 25, my knee 41, my shoulders 54, my back turns 72 tomorrow

A big 𝗪 for this TEAM ❤️🏆

AN INCREDIBLE END TO ONE OF THE MOST INCREDIBLE DERBY GAMES YOU WILL HAVE EVER SEEN.

Step forward, Sir Amad Diallo ♥️

Manchester United have won it in extra-time with seconds to go!!!

#EmiratesFACup

Glenn Phillips is a joke

periods should last only 15 mins. like thanks for letting me know im not pregnant, now you can leave the doors that way.

Psychological thriller is so much better than horror

I mean it's pretty straightforward

“How loyal are you”

'Wickets hitting, three reds. You can stick with your original decision. You're on screen now.'

#SuperBowl2024

unplayable.

via Kuwait Cricket

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

#MUFC || #WOLMUN

Since this tweet England have beaten India, and Australia have been rolled by a bloke who didn’t play professional cricket until a year ago and has a broken toe.