did every gaffer in hollywood get fired or something

Favourite dumb guy motivation content I’ve seen recently are all the tik tok users who are using King Baldwin IV of Jerusalem as inspo

to me the funniest moment in the history of music is in sum 41's hit song 'fat lip' when the sum 41 guy says 'the dentist said my mom should've had an abortion' and then it echoes 'bortion bortion bortion bortion bortion' for like 30 seconds.

me when i’ve never seen an old movie before

Juxtastat 258 5/5

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It’s awful that basically everyone involved in American FoPo loves the Gulf monarchies. Like, at least there’s debate over Israel; these monarchist petrostates are just universally accepted as “stable” allies.

Guys on here couldn't identify if a woman was telling a joke if she was wearing a clown nose

Mom, can we have Dublin at home?

No, we have Dublin at home.

Dublin at home:

You haven’t liked any of my tweets today queen, would you like me to kill myself in front of you or in private?

louis: omg lestat is coming to kill me

lestat in the fucking dumpster: this cockroach actually good asf louis had a point

joining an open relationship so i can make friends

KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

Here’s how the cross-exam of Michael Cohen began:

BLANCHE:  Mr. Cohen, my name is Todd Blanche and you and I have never met.
BLANCHE: You went on TikTok and called me a “crying little shit”
COHEN: “that sounds like something I would say”

OBJECTION: SUSTAINED

BLANCHE:  “You referred to Trump as a ‘Dictator Douche Bag’?
COHEN: “Sounds like something I said”

BLANCHE: You said he should go back to “Where he belongs, in a fucking cage, like a fucking animal.” You recall saying that?

COHEN: I recall saying that.

they BETTER be on that red carpet, if not…

LET HIM PLAY 😤