hey i know u suggested catching up over drinks but would u maybe want to go to planet fitness instead? set off the lunk alarm a bunch ?

hey fuck what everyone’s saying ok? i DO want to hear about the dream u had last night. i DO want to speculate wildly about what ur subconscious musings say about who u are as a person. i DO think it’s crazy that u were a swan in it

there should be a class in high school that teaches you how to stretch $12 across two weeks

it sucks that the only way to become someone’s best friend in adulthood is by defeating their childhood best friend in a trial by combat

just experienced instant gratification! i hope i’m not forgoing any long term satisfaction for this

Slow Living? Woman Still Discovering Music That Came Out in 2014: ow.ly/s81a50RoskS

‘You're My Muse,' Says Man Who Is Going to Steal All Your Ideas and Pass Them Off as His Own: ow.ly/TOPm50Ros7U

*permanently banned from campus*

Students across this country are putting their futures on the line to protest their institutions’ investments in the Israeli occupation & genocide of Palestinians.

People dismissing & ridiculing these students are people who’ve never stood for…

One of the primary functions of police is to violently crush progressive social movements. It's one of the reasons expanding the size and power of police is always authoritarian and is never an answer to inequality. *It is a key part of preserving inequality, in all its forms.*

they had us burying time capsules in elementary school like we were the sole ppl responsible for archiving 2007

Thank you. We need more people to say “No, I will not do that.”

“eating a lot of sugar will just give you a temporary burst of energy followed by a crash” ok great that actually sounds perfect. kind of exactly what i’m looking for

woman who people describe as “difficult”: queen, renegade, misunderstood genius, does things a little differently. we should all be so lucky to work with such a brilliant, devastating mind

man who people describe as “difficult”: omg kill him

found some pictures of hybrid animal-monsters i drew when i was little and, inexplicably, one regular deer named rachel

taking a big gulp of something is one of life’s most carnal pleasures

How to Be an Active Participant in the Conversation Without Bringing Up Your Cats: ow.ly/Lyvp50RkbBo

Keep thinking of the doctors at Al Shifa who were executed after refusing to abandon their patients.

Wow! Woman's Favorite Movie Is Whichever One She Just Saw: ow.ly/sm3K50Rkbxg

i would definitely succumb to mass hysteria. would just be nice to be apart of something

you don’t buy hair ties. you simply wait for the gods to grace you with one in your moment of need