I miss the gym 🥹 let me get out of frontal mode so I can resume properly man

I remember being so excited to use a stairmaster cause they always used it on that weight loss show The Biggest Loser. When my gym finally got one, I lasted all of 5 minutes on it. Never looked in its direction again 😭

I’m acc deeply jealous of anyone who can use that machine 😭

When people do a ‘straight to the point’ email to me I’ll even respond and start with “hope you are well” 🤣 let’s reset a little shall we

If we don't email each other regularly, then you need to greet me very well. Where do I know you from to be getting straight to the point?

Hope you’re well, hope you’ve had a good weekend/start to the week. It’s actually nice to be nice 😂

I always say hope you are well. I feel like a robot when I don’t

When she misspelt it I screamed so loud 🤣

Twitter is where joy comes to die for real lool what’s up with everybody

Backside out in the car park 😂 no doubt whatever was on that phone was even more embarrassing

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Found the webpage!! Wooo I knew I wasn’t crazy

If I saw this live I would quite literally explode…

I haven’t even had 5 jobs in my life. I never leave a job unless I actually have to 🤣

Eating a full meal in bed is a sign I’ve hit rock bottom loool I’d actually be concerned

Dubai has injected new life into the “government controls the weather” agenda

Being recorded while having my first ever interaction with someone would make me so awkward 😭

Tbh I emailed mine and offered to speak 🤣 now they invite me back twice a year hehe

Police came on the plane when we landed and took the guy sat closest to me away for questioning. Now I wish I talked to him during the flight 😭 I’m dying to know his story lool

These are the real criminals among us