suga 🐣 philosophy is a bunch of zooted yt ppl tryna understand why they, a mutation, exist

my intuition calmly guided me, “lock your doors,” so i tapped the fob. now i’m standing with my driver’s side door open looking across the roof at this zooted yt man. “no!” i say intensely. “come on! let’s go.” slowly i command him, “you need to step away from my car RIGHT NOW.”