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RIP ☕️🧵

The Last Seduction, a wonderful movie about a woman who does nothing wrong

Lol this made me laugh bc idk what it could even mean

I drive my car only perpendicular, otherwise I just don’t feel right. I never obey the law. Red traffic lights set off my trauma response to go 99 mph. I LOVE shooting music vids

Also had a good chat and deep dive with Dr Phil who came down for a debrief

aaaaaand they're right behind me aren't they 🤦‍♂️

Okay. So the title of the first one is just a lie?

Wtf. This is stolen word for word from my short story The Gay Pedophile 🤬

Great looks like my abuser is still gainfully employed despite torturing me for years…so sick of this toxic community

why'd you put that white bitch on there?

Lol

you ask “how often do the globetrotters lose” and you expect the answer to be either “never” or “sometimes.” but somehow “rarely” is just the funniest concept in the world

somebody explain this, I really have no clue

I hate more than anyone to repost but: got laid off in October, came close to stuff since, still unemployed. My experience in film distribution is enormous and I'm ever-active as a programmer. Media jobs may be iffy, but open to freelance assignments. twitter.com/Nick_Newman/st…

The tall guy from It Follows just texted me