In a Mental Hospital with 38 patients, a journalist asks the Doctor: How do you determine whether to admit a mental patient or not to?
Dr: Well, we fill a bathtub with water and then give the patient:
(a) a teaspoon,
(b) a glass,
(c) a bucket,
and ask them to empty the bathtub.

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Physics

Toh fah tana aka bullo kuma 😂😂

Can a person manage a wife and three children on a 100k monthly salary without any side hustle?

How about you recite the whole Quran in a jiffy since it’s Friday?

Here’s a cheat Code

Recite suratul Ikhlas(Qulhuwa) 3 times and you re done.

Allahumma salli wa sallim alã nabiyyina Muhammad ﷺ

Subhnallah🥺😭wallh mutuwa kawai akeyi😢Ya Allah kasa mucika da imani

Du Allah a samu wani ya koyamun crypto mana😪

Sallu Alan Nabiyy ﷺ 🤍

Nobody uses Netflix less than the person that is actually paying for the subscription.

Like me now I want to cancel my subscription tbh😫.

Don’t forget to recite Suratul Kahf

What is something that y’all randomly say out loud?

Hadith of the day.📌

If they want to end insecurity in the North, they will. They're just not willing because it benefits some of the most powerful people in the country.

Ya Allah mun kasa, Ka yi mana.
Ya Allah mun saba, Ka yafe mana.
Ya Allah mun bata, Ka gyara mana.
Ya Allah mun gajiya, Ka iya mana.
Ya Allah mun tuba, Ka yafe mana

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Laa ilaha illa anta subhanaka inni kuntu minaz zalimin 🤲🏼

Dear Reader,

May Allah remove your sadness and grant you all what your heart desire

Ameen 🤲