Can't be understated how hilarious it is when Koz directly names complainants from development application community consultations and people go skitz with rage, despite those people opposing something on public record. NSW journalism is better for it & I pray he keeps doing it.

Bit of a standoff with the council demanding I stop getting in a wooden barrel and letting the waves chuck me through the crowds in the flagged off areas. Good luck, they know I’m prepared to chew through the shark nets and let the devil onto land.

Alcohol free zones. Halved. Temperature. Over 20 degrees. Metro line. Operational. Local fish and chip shop. Now selling 2011 priced black market cigarettes. Sydney is back, and is once again, the best city in the world before winter has even finished.

26 degrees in the home office. The newspaper tells me to be worried, but I am not.

doing this in the brisbane river and immediately exploding like that guy in Cloverfield

Such a shame. I have my own story about the Lithgow Small Arms Factory Museum. I was getting my dick sucked in the carpark when I saw what looked like a particularly large wildcat near the building, you may remember it. Anyways hope these are found soon. abc.net.au/news/2024-09-0…

Australian journalists suffer the same fate as politicians in that being stuck in rooms with each other, they become out of touch, sexless ghouls. There was a newsroom of insufferable little nerds giggling at this headline, and every one of them sucks more than you can imagine.

Rugby League …

Voting in the City of Sydney every 3 years is looking at the list of candidates thinking "who the fuck are these people?", and narrowing the choice between the woman who looks like every Batman villain combined or the old guy who wants to drive really fast in the inner city.

A lot to be said for buying a stick of nice bread and a cured wood smoked sausage and just kind of grazing at it during the day. Maybe with a bit of hard cheese.

Many folks are shitting on the Bondi Ice Bath and Coffee meet up, and while it is cringe and gay; the most vocal critics are inflamed, ugly they/thems of the inner west, who are not nearly as beautiful or successful as the ice bath losers. Much to consider.

The story behind this account is incredible. 'Entrepreneur' Nathan Mazri somehow managed to get IP licensing from an over-this-shit Jim Davis which he used to create a restaurant chain serving the worst food imaginable in Toronto and Dubai. He is the final boss of hustle culture.

There were no customers, only 'fanvestors'. It wasn't a restaurant for eating, it was an 'entergaging' experience. Mazri wasn't a restauranteur, he was a founder & the world's youngest licensee for Scooby-Doo/Garfield. His great innovation; the world's first Garfield shaped pizza

Ultimately, his business crumbled when Jim Davis sold Garfield to Viacom/CBS and the lawyers went about cleaning up the mess Davis had left them. Mazri's parents were 'overjoyed' that their son's business was folding, with Mazri lacking the self-awareness to take the hint.

Efforts to promote the failing restaurant rocked. Sheer novelty made up a majority of the one-time customers, the food didn't keep people coming back. One attempt to garner virality came from a 'Kitchen Nightmares'-like video, which was mostly just him shitting on his bored staff

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The greatest facet to Mazri though, was his bizarre love of celibacy. Mazri oft-admired 'Garfield's celibacy' and saw it fit for himself. It was unthinkable that dressing like a Garfield inspired real estate agent with an MBA would get someone zero pussy.

Post-Garfield, Nathen Mazri, the self-described Bruce Wayne of licensing and prolific tax hater, is still doing the same shit; starting businesses for schizophrenics and non-existent investors. EgeezWorld, an 'entergaging business', turns real-estate in to landmarks, somehow.

Here's your rabbit-hole. Enjoy. instagram.com/nathenmazri/?h…

While I'm doing the shit restaurant thing; it'd be wrong to not remember Sloppies, Brisbane's shittiest restaurant. It had it all; American-style food (bad), 'Sloppies Angels', the most sightly and prized patrons, and even it's own currency; sloppydollars. Oh, and a quality logo.