some random number just called me and asked where the hell i been loca?

this is what happens when you take so many mushrooms el*n musk becomes a playable character in Goldeneye

more like WHINEfeld am i right

even if you had a million guesses you would not be able to guess why this band's drummer left

normalize framed pictures of yuckytom on your wall like catholic houses in the 60s with jfk

whatever they’ve got drew barrymore on i need that right away this is not a joke a jape or a jest it is a call to ACTION

Mac Miller was only 22 when he dropped Faces

doing that weird jojo siwa stomp dance when my boss tells me i can’t have my birthday off

[hozier voice] makin ‘er squirt

wild

I need every bad bitch up in Equinox. I need to know right now if you're a freak or not.

needed this today

my year of rest and relaxation is essentially the story of a cinephile becoming a tv head

instagram reels is genuinely so fucking funny dude what is this

my basic model for when a dumbfuck idiot says something insanely stupid is that the dumbfuck idiot should shut the fuck up

yalls obsession w celebrity sex lives is so weird and invasive

After months of the most boring videos ever, Instagram Reels has finally learned to serve me the unhinged content I crave

Kal, the baby bat-eared fox, is getting more playful each day!