Waah, Pecker’s lying, Waah, It’s the Dems, Waah, The courtroom’s cold, WAAH! Fake news, Waah! Jail Hunter, Waah, waah! Look over there, Waah, You’ll be sad when he’s President again, Waah, waah, “your” the “reel” criminals, WAAH, WAAH! He’s Jesus & MLK & WAAAAH! Buy a bible, WAAH

I won’t retweet ‘em,

But…

They’ve already started weeping.

Hey all, feelings of joy are flooding through me as we approach the first criminal trial of an ex-president.
The Left just can’t stop winning.
I’ve emptied the swimming pool, so we can fill it up with RW tears. 😭

Dutton’s responses are always the same - finger pointing and blame.

He’s not prime minister material. He’s barely human material.

Dutton’s just Morrison without the cosplay, unless you count the prescriptionless glasses.

Why ask Dutton’s opinion on energy when over 9 years in power there was no policy but coal? No attempt at planning for the future and constant derision of renewables?

Sorry, did you mention Hydro 2.0?

WTF is Dutton doing on Insiders?
Why ask his opinion on violence against women when his response to the Higgins’ rape was the dismissive - ‘he said, she said.’

Now it’s time to look at Channel 7s behaviour, the unwavering support by writers at The Australian & any & all who engage in a “blinded by my pay-check” style of journalism. Also, keep your fingers crossed for Linda Reynolds to continue with her defo trial. They’re winners.

FRANK GOT A MENTION!! (If you know, you know).

Was Channel 7 in control of the audio at the Defo? #Lehrmann

Paul + 1, with the 5 star awarded monster music/comedy hit BLOOD ORANGE returns to the verdant icy wonder of Hepburn at the invitingly warm and luxuriant Palais-Hepburn.
If you know anyone in the area let them know. We’re on this Friday, 12th. IT’S GREAT.
palais-hepburn.com

Melbourne - LAST CHANCE to see BLOOD ORANGE - 4th, 5th of April at THE BRUNSWICK BALLROOM as part of the Comedy Festival. It’s a feckin’ corker.
If you’re in Canberra we return with this monstrosity. SCOMO - The Complete Works (abridged). Book at smithsalternative.com - NOW!

Paul + 1, the epic comic/music outfit featuring myself and the mad skills of Cocaine Bear (AKA Glenn Moorhouse) returns to THE BRUNSWICK BALLROOM for two shows only Thursday 4th and Friday 5th of April.
GET YA TICKETS NOW! Thousands of seats still available.

A tale of my brief, yet profoundly disturbing, time with the first Catholic evangelical movement in Canberra. Glory to be and all that.

Paul McDermott No one was yelling “out, Satan,” or throwing holy water and watching my skin burn. This exorcism had none of the rigour I’d seen in films.

thebigsmoke.com.au/2024/03/15/the…

Is Kate the Melania of the UK?

International Women’s Day!

Paul + 1.EAGLE. Ode to the Ex PM as he leaves the house. Me and the young squire hammering out gold.

(Remember when SM saw the poster of an Eagle & god spoke to SM through the Eagle & told SM he should run for PM?? - well, that should’ve been a red flag).

With Crazy Eyes.

BARNABY - part 2

Another damn 5 STAR. There are no more hills to climb.

Another bitingly sarcastic piece from my personal poison pen in Big Smoke.
As to the premise - I’ll be setting up a GoFundMe account. Who’s in?
(If you’re easily offended by facts - DO NOT READ).