This Russian offensive seems to have gone straight through through France now

Is this a prank?

What's the old man playing at, this looks bonkers

2012 called, it wants its hot takes back

I'm 36 and my back hurts, why is this sort of headline still going

Can you imagine just *how* Italian that dude must have been? I can imagine him going around Tokyo, mumbling to himself 'these people they are a-savages 🤌 they eat-a the fish raw 🤌 no I don't care about the war, I need some food'

Both the public and the juries don't deserve Finland, you absolute philistines

This is all wrong, what's the point of eurovision if you can't be slightly horrible to countries you love to hate *first*

It's as if thousands of years of European history never happened

Croatia: you know that not everyone is Balkan, right?

Yes.

Finland should take it home tbh

Latvia, no.

What was that Ireland

Spain understood the assignment

I have not twitted more to avoid incidents of mild and friendly continental European xenophobia, bear with me at this moment

Ah, the Norwegian twin-ks are doing a back street boys

One of my favourite Athens easter eggs. The pavement abruptly ends due to a rock cluster, forcing you to detour around or clamber over it. But this 'rock' is actually the Sanctuary of Pan, one of Athens' most important archaeological sites and so can't be removed!

Wow, do unfair, someone seems to have decided to be Judge Judy and executioner today