When they send their players, they’re not sending their best.

📸PICTURE OF THE DAY📸

Erling Haaland thanking City Ground’s ball boy for a job well done!

#NFFC #USMNT

Another day where we won’t get to watch a Matt Turner masterclass 😮‍💨

#NFFC #AFC #USMNT

Yenks Abroad sends its condolences to Haji Wright and Coventry on being eliminated from playoff contention.

We wish Haji the very best on another year of second division football!

Yenks Abroad has the utmost honour of presenting Andrija Novakovich with the #RelegationGoldenBoy trophy!

Lecco and the American descend to Serie C, the third division of Italian football.

Thanks for trying, Andrija!

Yenks Abroad has the utmost honour to present Auston Trusty with the #RelegationGoldenBoy trophy!

Having conceded 97 goals (almost a 3 goals/match average) the American will be remembered for being part of one of the worst defenses in Premier League history!

Congrats, Auston!

Keep Americans as far away from my club as possible.

I would take 10 more years of Suning's brokenness before I accept this.

It seems Ricardo Pepi scored all his goals in Paris Fashion Week.

Westerlo Manager Bart Goor only needed 45 minutes to pull Bryan Reynolds.

Having been in Europe since 2021, the American-produced player has yet to have a good performance.

The masterclass:

Inter Milan 🇮🇹: 86 points - SCUDETTO 🏆

AC Milan 🇺🇸: 69 points

Juventus 🇺🇸: 64 points

The 2023-24 Serie A is proof of why American interventionism in football does NOT work.

#ForzaJuve #MilanInter

This week’s edition of Yenks Abroad’s wall of shame got a bit long.

Folarin Balogun’s disasterclass vs Brest:

⏰ 85 mins played
❌ 0 goals
❌ 0 assists
❌ 1 big chance missed
❌ 1/4 dribbles
❌ 0 crosses
❌ 0 long balls
❌ 3/11 ground duels
❌ 0/2 aerial duels
❌ 13 possessions lost

The American Gabriel Jesus continues to struggle.

Despite giving Gio Reyna the start, Nuno Espirito Santo had seen enough by minute 53.

A disappointing outing by the American Kevin de Bruyne.

#USMNT #NFFC

Yenks Abroad has the utmost honour of presenting the #RelegationGoldenBoy trophy to its newest winner: Paxten Aaronson!

Please join us in congratulating Paxten and Vitesse for this achievement!!

Juventus drop more points today against 13th-placed Cagliari.

Weah and McKennie both with performances to forget.

🚨BEST OF 2023🚨

Brenden Aaronson fleeing Leeds after getting relegated!

#LUFC #USMNT

🇺🇸AMERICAN MOMENT🇺🇸

American gamers pull a 97 Johan Cruyff; don’t realize it and focus on Clint Dempsey instead.

AC Milan, a club that not only invested in two Americans but also changed to American ownership, went from Champions League semifinals to Europa League quarterfinals.

American disaster 🇺🇸

🟨⬛️DORTMUND CL TIMELINE⬛️🟨

❌ MARCH 2023: Eliminated by Chelsea in the R16

⛴️ JANUARY 2024: Ships Gio Reyna off to Nottingham Forest

✅ APRIL 2024: Qualifies to the semifinals

Coincidence??