Ask Carol Vorderman.

When you’re having one of those dreams but some bastard wakes you up….

So sad, I wonder they’ve found his head yet?

Are Netflix doing it? They could cast Vinnie Jones as him?

My God, almost as wet as Nadine, when Boris was at the dispatch box. x

Yay, terrorism works! 💣💥

x.com/GerryAdamsSF/s…

🎶 It’s time to put on makeup, it’s time to light the lights…🎶

When you order 72 kids but your bearded sky fairy doesn't quite get it....

Most Brits? Where was the poll carried out? Hampstead heath? 🙄

Ha!

x.com/marycatedelvey…

I thought we were doing that already?

I see his wife is in mourning, like a modern day Queen Victoria.

Nor do you need to set up a charity to go to France and have sex with economic migrants.

I shouldn’t laugh, but damn, it’s like Disney on acid. 😂

Beautiful evening in the valleys, beer garden time.

They must have gone to the taxidermist that did my Rover, a bloody rip off.

It was a lovely service though. ❤️

Heaven looks lovely! And let’s face it, who wouldn’t want their face licking by Jeremy Corbyn on his allotment after leaving this mortal coil?

Orgreave? I think Zara misunderstood the memo!

When we suggested she talk about shafted minors, we meant those teen girlies who were raped by Pakistani taxi drivers in Rotherham.

Easy mistake to make.

'Hello, Tehran Florists? Yes? Excellent. I'd like to place an order please.'