Happy Birthday Maxvayshia™

Herr is wishing you the best life has to offer. Welcome to the 7th floor 🍷

inversely-funded people make up a lot of statements to make themselves feel better about their situations

Fellow Nigerians in the UK, please rest, REST oo! . Shift is not everything. Imagine taking care of my Nigerian brother and his BP is 180/111.

Uncle what happened?: I am stressed
Me: 😒😒
Please take care of your physical health first!

The wisest thing to do – one which will be in your best interest long term, is to end the marriage.

Sex is a fundamental, non-negotiable property of matrimony. Therefore, its arbitrary withholding is sufficient to vitiate it.

If you have to arm-twist your wife to get her to…

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I'm seeking an accountant for a fintech company with a salary range of N500,000 to N600,000 monthly.

Proficiency in preparing management accounts, budgets, financial models, and similar tasks is required.

Kindly reach out if you are interested.

Boss man. One Love 🙌🏽

Men are endangered species.

I have a brutal annual reminder of this when reviewing MT Scholarships application. The number of students who say they have lost their father is alarmingly high. It qualifies as an epidemic.

I’ve lost count of those I personally know who are below…

Stop lying against children. Your 4 year old didn't do shit.

This lie sent me to therapy. 😪

'Only women are judged by their past'

Who asked women to not judge men by their past?

The day women start caring about a man's past, just maybe that narrative would die.

Me, I will sha care about a man's past and would judge him by it.

At the beginning of the season, Real Madrid lost their starting goalkeeper and BOTH of their starting CB's to ACL injuries. Lost their Balon D'or striker and never replaced him.

Now, we've won the Supercopa, La Liga and we're in a UCL semi final.

This is Real Madrid.

⚪️🇮🇹 Carlo Ancelotti wins his 6th league title, second La Liga title of his extraordinary career.

1x Serie A 🏆🇮🇹
1x Premier League 🏆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
1x Ligue1 🏆🇫🇷
1x Bundesliga 🏆🇩🇪
2x La Liga 🏆🏆🇪🇸

…in addition to 4 (!) Champions League and much more. ✨

Legend of the game.

😊😊

CAR

Just throw her away

Do what you have to do

Shawarma >>>>>> every wrap sold in the UK