bicep grabs are a love language

“your order is out for delivery”

me immediately:

me after saying “what” for the 3rd time & still not hearing what they said

Need

“GO, GO!! YOU COULD’VE GONE”

“travel as much as you can while you’re young”

me:

What movie have you seen at least 10 times?

“plans canceled? Aww i really wanted to go maybe next time...”

How do you call it in your language?

'come over to my house and let's do something'

what we do:

cashier: “your receipt is in the bag”

me: “you too”

Some childhood pleasures have no explanation

comforting sad people

me: * if you need me call me*

also me:

15s is not enough for me

me when I can hear people chewing: