I hope to someday create porn as soulscorchingly erotic as this tweet

multiverse of sadness Lenin's Cat Imagine still being pissy because someone ate your Apple thousands of years ago, just make another apple bro 🙄

Just qting this so I can pin it

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Julie? That you?

Show me in the bible where it says I can't use my stonking mammaries to buy roblox giftcards

If God wanted me to toil my days away on a farm he would have given me a gag reflex

A prostitute doesn’t agree with me so I’ll call her stupid

I wish I was as dumb as you think we are so I wouldn't be able to read your shit takes online

alendrel.bsky.social I'm only conscious when a man pays me to be and obviously no client has ever wanted a booking where I read marx, so I continue through life uneducated and unable to comprehend even the most meagre crumb of facts about my work

I am basically just a sea sponge that lets men stick their dick in me and at no point have I ever questioned this or wondered anything about it, because if I was smart I wouldn't have needed to become a hooker

I have absolutely no awareness of my own situation or any knowledge of the factors that led me to selling hand shandies for a living