I miss the theme song for Succession.

There was a snake in my backyard. I think it was a baby because it had a rattle.

Hear me out:
A separate line at coffee shops for folks who know exactly what they want.

High heels and bikinis are just mean.

I just got the shingles shot but you know what? --
shingles doesn't care.

My love language is Cinnabon.

I’m impressed that as the plane was ascending, the flight attendant could be that condescending.

I just pretended to buy some Bitcoin.

Tomorrow night!
Tickets: eventbrite.com/e/wendy-liebma…

Happy Mother's Day to my mom Toni. She loved to play the drums. She was not a professional, but she would sit in at a party. And she was GREAT (still is!). This is her in the 60s. And this is why I'm a comedian.

Nikki Glaser’s roast of Tom Brady is a master class in perfection. Nikki Glaser

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms and other people who pee when they laugh.

They should make Wheat Thicks.

33 years ago today I was on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. I’m still nervous.

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I think about and drink coffee all day. #coffeeismycupoftea

Happy mmmmMonday

#MondayMood

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