Doing the things for 2 days in a row
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alright now end the Go Meg Challenge we got a winner already 😭

Had a great bonding session with my kid, was showing him song where one rapper washed another rapper on the track. First one up was obviously Money Trees

This is accurate as fuck

Your mentions gonna have hella no profile pics and camo hat sunglasses replies

Paint more walls, more often.

Oh man this reminds me of the first time I had tried either. Good memories.

I saw somebody buy banana backwoods last week. Wildest shit I’ve seen all year.

Not me, I don’t really give a fuck to be honest. Doesn’t change anything that matters to me.

My son has grown almost half a foot in 6 months, everybody else is like “he so tall!” He saying “no I’m not, I’m still shorter than my dad.” Bruh I am 5’7”, you grow 5 more inches and I’m COOKED.

Chicken fried steak taco? Biscuits and gravy taco! Collard greens and ham hock/Turkey neck taco! Sweet Tea Brined Chicken Taco? Country Fried Bacon Taco? I’m out of ideas…oh wait chicken pot pie taco!!!

I’m out of shows to watch so I guess it’s time for me to rewatch shit I enjoy.

Me to my coworker: Ima make some crab legs tonight

Coworker: Ain’t it too cold to do that outside?

Me: Ima just put em in a Dutch oven and bake em.

Coworker: Are you even allowed to do that? I thought you had to boil em?