I wasn’t farting, I was praying!

Utah is the Beehive State. The Utah Stingers. There you go, NHL. I fear the same theme will be used but the name will connect to the NBA team, leaving the world with the Utah Buzz. Please don't do this :(

The “whataboutism” of other players deserving endorsements is so lame. Michael Jordan endorsed products *before* he won. Plenty of accomplished athletes from all backgrounds never had endorsements. Curry is arguably the most popular men’s player. Clark is viewed the same way. Fin

Never fight uphill, me boys!

I knew I recognized Grant Nelson from somewhere #alabama #uconn

Have you guys lost your minds? Look at her sliding. Clearly a foul. Letdown of an ending but it’s a foul. #IowavsUConn

I see that Grant Nelson is Alabamaese for “Pittsnogle” #alabama #unc

When you have to go out of your way to wear ill-fitting suits to make you look less rich, you have way too much money (and you’re incredibly cynical)

Authentic Wisconsin sweater I've been wearing for years x.com/EricHovde/stat…

I’m sorry but in what universe is Selena Gomez unattractive? This is crazy, people.

'No one outpizzas the Hut' except for literally anyone who cooks a pizza.

It’s 2024 but we’re still tackling the eternal question: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Gohlke is from Wisconsin. Motion to call him Steph Curdy. #oakland #kentucky

Who could’ve predicted that JB Pritzker was going to pick Illinois to win it all? So brave and not pandering whatsoever

AI 🤖

At this point, if you’re buying anything being pitched by Joe Namath, just give me your money instead.

My man, you couldn’t even stop your family from posing with your opponent on St. Patrick’s Day

Who wants to tell her?