Oh shit I lost a follower, IS IT BECAUSE I SAID MAKE GOD MOIST?

I get so stoked when I see people on this app crushing it at the gym. Whether you just want to be more active or you are building a physique to make god moist you are doing great.

Titty time in the gymnasium. These big juicy boobies take work.

You are a dipshit

What the fuck is happening in BUD/S?

Use your dick you coward

My man fucking HATES the idea of convenience

What if we had foreskin for our teeth, and don’t say that’s what the lips are, fuck you that’s not what the lips are

Damn girl you so wet you like the hocean

Did something very stupid at the gym and now my arms are ✨ E N G O R G E D ✨

🎶 Raining blood
From a lacerated dick
Bleedy dick horror
Cuts in my urethra
Now I shall pee some blood

I don’t care if it’s $3,000 a night, if the toilet paper is single ply it isn’t a luxury hotel

Checked my bluesky to see if anything was new but nothing was, no one wanted to see my penis, there were no good jokes, I saw a cow.

[after a first date]

Her: I usually don’t do this-

Me tying a napkin around my neck like in the cartoons: I do