I would fuckin love the Battle Hymn of the Republic of it wasn't very explicitly Christian coded.

Granted I'm Jewish. For a large majority of Americans, it's nbd.

However, if we're going civil war, I also propose the Battle Cry of Freedom.

We have just surpassed 100 k followers, thank you so much for all our fans. Over a thousand crazy moments and counting.

These two years cataloguing the weirdness of LatAm politics have been one of the best experiences of our lifes. We hope there is still much more to come.

Hartford people, what's your go to hole in the wall joint in the Hartford area? Doesn't matter the cuisine.

Respect for the local traditions and costume - the mark of a true Khan!

Vote J.B. Pritzker for Khan of the Midwest

QT because May 4.

I hate that I'm allergic to rodents.

I've been going down a rabbit hole of cute photos of pet rats and guinea pigs.

Look at these silly guys. I would give them a slice of pizza.

🔻ᠠ‍ᡳᡵᡝᠨ‍ᡳ (thempress eirene) 🤖 Dream job is white actor in China who plays evil Americans

Do you think the lady that invented chocolate chip cookies would be happy to know people enjoy eating the raw batter instead of the cookie so much they've made safe to eat cookie batter?

Interviews have been going well 🙂

With a job hopefully I can buy some more primer for my bolt action dudes.

For an anime about learning how to cook and eat monsters, I think this is the worst take I've seen someone cook.

My oomf circle is wide enough I could have people saying 'best blunt rotation' and 'nightmare blunt rotation' about this image.

Makes sense except for Kansas? What's going on that makes it more pro abortion than Arizona?

Fucking hell that's a good chant

Somehow despite having 3 interviews today I feel worse about my employment prospects. 🫠

1 I don't want, another I do want but 1 person on the panel didn't like me, and the third would be a weird outsourcing position.

I've got more tomorrow at least.

Big interview today, wish me luck :)

Love that all the public libraries are closing so NYPD can have Mine-Resistant Ambush Protected armored vehicles. You know, for all those horrific IED attacks in lower Manhattan.

Love having done many interviews and none of the companies have confirmed or denied I did well enough to go to the next level

Virgin Blimble: silicon valley pipe dream, funded by kid whose dad made it rich in the .com bubble. Offers quirky benefits and a toxic work culture.

Chad General American Industries: makes your toaster oven and depleted uranium rounds. Been here for 140+ years.

Kick reactionaries out of the movement

me at 2am munching on everything i found in the kitchen