having housemates is so crazy. the in-house couple is fighting and the gf made the bf sleep outside on the couch. he’s been there for three months.

how am i just realising that angela and ron from “rizzoli and isles” are the cutest couple ever 😭😭

just saw someone say that taylor swift songs sound like podcasts with music

i would like to speak with the brilliant mind who thought that this was the move to make people take men seriously

just realised preity zinta is really preity goodenough

zabardasti se problem de diya usko bhai yeh kya matlab

had to do a double-take when i saw this was a woman. sister why are you playing for the other team?

taking a flight while hungover is one of the worst things a person can do

one child was left behind

MUKESHHHH YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR SINS MUKESHH

stop yapping and just pass the ashwagandha

chennai super kings always get their IPL anthems right.

tell me why i told this guy i was sick and feverish, and he still chose to booty call me

that’s sooo twisted but i can’t wait 🫶🏽🫶🏽

i was led to believe that kate middleton’s disappearance from the public eye was going to be one big Internet joke, and it turns out that she has CANCER.

how did i not know that RFK Jr. was running for President?