New Scottish Hate Crime Bill 'Could Jail Every Foul-Mouthed Drunk or Junkie in Glasgow'

SNP insider: “And, to be fair, that’s most of the population”

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Baywatch Repeats to Carry 'White Supremacy' Trigger Warnings

OFCOM: “Blonde, blue-eyed, Aryans? All that’s missing is the goose steps!”

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Office Worker Fired for Sighing: 'Isn't Every Day Trans Visibility Awareness Day?'

HR Manager: “I was only saying the quiet part out loud”

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Labour to Introduce New Tax on White Men

Rachel Reeves: “It’s only fair white, privileged men pay their way!”

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Now Antiques Roadshow is Racist - as Audience Slammed for Being Too White

BBC urged to draft in more “collectors of colour” to boost diversity

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Study Shows 'Strong Correlation' Between Happiness and Not Watching Anything on the BBC

“Avoiding news output and Gary Lineker” strongest link with contentment

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Rats in Houses of Parliament Complain of 'Infestation of Politicians'

“All they do is eat, squawk, fart, and sleep. The MPs aren’t much better”

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Police Scotland: 'We're Gonna Need a Bigger Jail'

Humza Yousaf’s Hate Crime Bill “will ultimately imprison most Scots”

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Humza Yousaf Named Joke of the Year at Edinburgh Fringe 2024

“The event isn’t until August. But nothing can beat Yousaf – a living, breathing joke”

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God Looks Down on Scotland, and Sighs 'What Have I Created?'

“The Adams can now be Eves, and they jail each other for jokes?”

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Met Police Officer: 'Hitler Needed to Be Taken in Context”

“The Fuhrer, in and of himself, was not necessarily anti-Semitic to all Jews”

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Disabled Jobseeker Healed by Jesus Annoyed She’s Lost Benefits

“Nobody told me I’d have to work after the miracle…”

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Fury as Time’s Woman of the Year is Actually a Woman

LGBTQ+ spokesThem: “Trans people have been erased”

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April Fool’s! For One Day Only, Gary Lineker Doesn’t Compare Britain to Nazi Germany

Normal service resumed today for BBC’s highest-paid Brit-baiter

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Amazonian Rainforest Dying Out Due to Net Zero Targets

“CO2 is plant food. And the West is starving the world’s trees of it”

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Sadiq Khan to Impose New Carbon Tax on Joggers

But runners tell Mayor to “jog on”

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Britain Tops Sunday Times 'Best Places To Live For Illegal Immigrants' List

Free housing, endless benefits & zero chance of deportation cited as perks

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Labour promises “a magic money tree for every town”

“If elected, your money woes will end - as if by magic!”

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Rwanda plan: Government “inundated” with Brits wanting to leave

“A free house for five years, a £3000 lump sum and guaranteed work? Count me in!”

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Man Avoids Stressing About the Range of Electric Cars by Simply Not Buying an Electric Car

“It’s amazing: I simply fill up with petrol and go”

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