Things I trust more than Fauci:

• A rattlesnake with a “pet me” sign
• CNN
• An elevator ride with Ray Rice
• Gas station sushi
• A Somalian cruise line
• An alligator petting zoo
• Anthony Weiner with a free data plan
• A tuna fish sandwich left on a city bus for 3 days

@carolinasassie The Right is Right 🇺🇸 Casey Anthony as a babysitter