Keep thinking about KB in the balloon

This is more violent than the US marines

Shoutout Kate

I had to do it. I’m the longest tenured dad in the building so I felt a calling from the Lord to blow up that balloon

What a fuckin rush

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The My Pillow Guy has the most insane butthole eyes I’ve ever seen

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Gussy Boy From Heaven Above is doing his treatments and my guy is so tired when he’s done that he can’t even make it to his pillow

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MEEP MEEP!

Last Gun robbed, I'm sick for Pavs

I lead him to it!

I’m at the point where I don’t know if they’re good but I’m gonna assume every new Jaguar is a fuckin steal

I’m knee deep in sexiness right now but it’s a sociopath move

😖