Bottom line is if I'm grumpy it's because I drank an iced coffee too fast

You, me and the horrifying details

1st half of iced coffee: I have several great ideas of things I'll accomplish today

2nd half of iced coffee: I'm now too full, anxious & irritable to attempt anything anymore

I’m at the doctor he’s kept me waiting 57 minutes so far. Oh boy I can hardly wait until he shows up, dismisses me, my symptoms and all my legitimate concerns

Sometimes sitting with the feelings is much more difficult than doing something about it.

Your smile
reminds me
of the way
light dances
on water.

And you are still worthy.

'I wanna talk but I don't wanna bother you' as a lifestyle

Haters will see you playing hot potato and say you’re against holding things.

Just gonna recite Big Thief lyrics and see how long it takes my therapist to notice.

Nothing prepares you for becoming the mom at school drop off who yells 'don't blow away!' at little kids on a windy day

There should be at least 6 minutes of build-up dialogue before each sex scene in pornos.

being offended by the actions of strangers who in no way affect you or your life is a symptom of being a punkass bitch.

babe wanna come over and watch me meal prep? *shaves and lotions pussy*

maybe the real treasure was all the
pussy in bio we saw along the way.

i want to sip on coffee & study the way you hold a book on a rainy day

the tendency to open the window when it rains