🚨🚨TIMELINE CLEANSE🚨🚨

Only purpose of Instagram is to let people know you’re either on vacation or getting married

this is rude as hell but its so funny 😭

Pop Base In the words of Nicki Minaj: “PICK A SIDE PICK A SIDE”

It’s actually extremely mad how you can go out and mindlessly murder someone, and some mon🔑 will come on this app to tell us their circumstances made them do it 🤣 I can withstand my singlet being torn over this hardline stance, I will give it back to anyone who gets facety.

I have been laughing uncontrollably for 20 minutes… Y’all, please watch this

How can Christians in the comments call themselves compassionate people when they can clearly see this woman is unambiguously vulnerable and obviously having a mental episode. I can see how we were colonised by these ruthless people for so long, they don't see us as human.

just caught myself saying "I can't have that or I'll get acid reflux". It's so over for me.

The police should be given orders to shoot these people dead on sight. After just a few shootings, these crimes would completely vanish.

“One thing about God. He dont play about me” - The worst person you know.

Interview of the year

How is it possible that every week we hear a story 10x worse than the previous

my mom been banging on about this, if it wasn’t for the south Asians in the U.K. don’t think we would have half of the things we have now as Muslims. This includes mosques, halal butchers, halal restaurants and even corner shops!

that wedding MUA is actually why I fully supported that lady saying you should teach kids about when they’re being annoying. social cues in the home! 😂

I’m so thankful that God didn’t make me allergic to seafood

I want a push gift for pushing through this day.

just missed my homeboy baby shower and we still cool glad to be a man