What’s this, Meg? #MeghanMarkleEXPOSED #HarryandMeghaninColombia

Meghan hates it when Harry speaks. Just look at that face—she looks quite scary. #TemuRoyals #MeghanMarkleEXPOSED

This has to be one of Harry’s most ironic statements. He must feel absurd talking about distinguishing the true from the fake when he’s a fake royal, on a fake tour, with a fake wife who has fake teeth and fake hair. #TemuRoyals #HarryandMeghaninColombia

I'm so fed up with the Harkles exploiting other people's children while keeping Archie and Lilibet hidden—even their own family members don't know what they look like. Harry and Meghan are sick and disturbed. #HarryandMeghaninColombia #MeghanMarkleAmericanPsycho

Harry and Meghan deceived schoolchildren in Colombia. The kids were told footballer James Rodriguez would visit, but the Harkles showed up instead. It’s disgraceful to lie to underprivileged kids for self-promotion. #FOHarryandMeghan #HarryandMeghaninColombia

According to sources in Colombia, this dance isn’t part of their culture and was made up by the performers. This pretend royal tour is a farce, much like Harry and Meghan themselves. #HarryandMeghanAreAJoke #HarryAndMeghaninColumbia

It seems Colombian taxpayers are footing the bill for over 3,000 police officers, snipers, and even a Black Hawk helicopter to protect Harry and Meghan at a music school today, despite hardly anyone turning up to see them. What a joke! #TemuRoyals #MeghanMarkleColombiaClownShow

Harry and Meghan are grifting off injured veterans once again. #HarryandMeghanAreGrifters #HarryandMeghanRuinedInvictus

Apparently, Meghan told a child at the school in Colombia, ‘You’re the same age as my son Archie,’ which is similar to a comment Harry made to a child in Nigeria. Do these two know anything else about their kids apart from their ages? #FOMeghan #MeghanMarkleColombiaClownShow

Meghan has well and truly taken Harry’s manhood. #HarryandMeghaninColombia #MeghanMarkleColombiaClownShow

Meghan isn’t just casually holding Harry’s hand. There’s noticeable tension in her arm as she pulls him through the crowd, steering him exactly where she wants. Her energy is so masculine—it’s unbelievable. #HarryandMeghaninColombia #MeghanMarkleColombiaClownShow

Here’s Meghan pretending she didn’t just memorise this one-minute segment in Spanish. If she’s truly fluent, why not speak Spanish the whole time? She delivered a basic intro that any actress, even a bad one, could have easily learned. #MeghanMarkleColombiaClownShow

Meghan wants to avoid any more photos of her with sweat marks in Colombia. #MeghanandHarryinColombia #MeghanMarkleColombiaClownShow

Meghan is lying about her Spanish fluency. She delivered a one-minute memorised segment in Spanish, then immediately went back to using her interpreter. She’s such a fraud. #TemuRoyals #MeghanMarkleColombiaClownShow

Harry is avoiding touching Meghan. His arm is around her chair, likely by her command, but he doesn’t actually make contact with her. I’m hearing that Harry’s blinders are finally coming off, and the signs are becoming increasingly obvious. #TemuRoyals #MeghanAndHarry

Meghan’s bronzer line is glaringly obvious. You’re not black, Rachel—stop race-baiting. #MeghanMarkleColombiaClownShow

It’s obvious Harry and Meghan haven’t been intimate in ages. They’re smiling for the cameras, but there’s no chemistry—just awkwardness. Also, Megs grabbing his face for that over-the-top kiss was so dominant. Does she even know how to be ladylike? #MeghanMarkleColombiaClownShow

Oh, man! Some people are wondering if Meghan might be intersex. Could that explain why she used a prosthetic bump instead of carrying Harry’s children herself? Thoughts? #MeghanMarkleEXPOSED #MeghanMarkleColombiaClownShow

I just heard that someone in the royal family is secretly pregnant. Hint: it’s not Moonbump Markle. #RoyalFamily #MeghanMarkleWasNeverPregnant