(Unknown number calls me)

Me: *immediately declines it and googles the number*

Happy April 25th to those who observe!

What a great sunset tonight! The sky is so colorful!

When the data is missing from the weather graphics or the weather graphics computer totally freezes, meteorologists become members of Panic! At The Chromakey.

⛈️ Severe weather is possible on Friday!

Storms are going to move in for Friday afternoon into the evening. The risks will mainly be for wind and hail, but similar to last Tuesday in northwestern Iowa some isolated tornadoes will be possible. #SDwx #IAwx #MNwx #NEwx

My oldest cat wanted to assist with the forecasting today.

Had to take advantage of today’s beautiful weather with little wind to get some half marathon training in!

This is the furthest I’ve ever ran in one workout before. I’m lucky to have a supportive running partner and former college track/cross country star for a girlfriend.🫶

Dentist: Have you been flossing? When was the last time you flossed?

Me: Hmm… I’d say probably about 6 months ago… actually, come to think of it, you were there!

What the Full What the Full
Pink Moon Pink Moon
looks like looks like on
my phone

#PinkMoon

The 'link in bio' porn bots have upgraded to images now.

This website is the definition of a dumpster fire.

Happy #WorldBookDay ! Pizza Hut should really make a Book It program for adults. I haven’t read many books since college, but being rewarded for reading and getting one of these bad boys served at 500° would be worth it.

Who’s excited to see the Full Moon tonight? April’s Full Moon is known as the Pink Moon! Unfortunately, it won’t be pink… but we’ll be clear and have perfect viewing of it! Moonrise is at 8:24 PM.

⛈️ Heads up for Friday! ⛈️

The threat for severe weather looks to once again return to the upper Midwest. In addition, we’ll be dealing with widespread and beneficial rainfall across a majority of the upper Midwest.

I meant to text my significant other and ask if she wanted to get ice cream tonight but instead accidentally texted the automated text I got asking to confirm my dentist appointment tomorrow and this is the response I got.

Please respect my privacy at this difficult time.

Me: Wow! It’s so beautiful outside today!

My allergies:

It truly is a beautiful time of the year! Temperatures are warming up, the sun is out, and the state flowers are blooming 😍

I have officially deleted all of the winter weather graphics from my weather hits in my shows at work so if it snows again you can blame me.

If you’re wanting some warmer temperatures, you’re in luck!

Above normal temperatures are favored as we close out the month of April and get into the first week of May!

What it feels like when you go for a walk outside on Earth Day and take in everything around you.

Some Earth Day humor 😂