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its actually beautiful how half the posters here think its open mic night and the other half think theyre at some sort of permanent funeral

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twitter gave me a pop up notification from an account I don’t follow because they thought the guy with 893 followers was the real adam shefter lmao

twitter gave me a pop up notification from an account I don’t follow because they thought the guy with 893 followers was the real adam shefter lmao
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m@thew(@TweetPotato314) 's Twitter Profile Photo

my wife started a swear jar so i’d stop cursing but i don’t give a fuck i’ll swallow all those god damn quarters

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Wrigley Field • Google Review

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My son Hot Dogs spent the whole game cowering in fear as uniformed individuals roamed the stadium screaming his name

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grace holland🐰(@thebiggestyee) 's Twitter Profile Photo

hosting one of my guy friends this weekend too. i have no idea how many beers to provide a 27 year old man. 20? 100? i feel like nasa with the tampons.

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