I realize we're in need of some clarification.

If you be so kind as to read my latest screed, I'd be most grateful.

Thank you in advance.

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(confused medieval knight who was transported to our time) this bard, sir kendrick of lamar you speak of... he hath slain how many drakes, you say? with but the power of song?

My pal Davis from GA suggested I vocalize a combination of The Duck Song with Sweet Child of Mine, and it made no sense on paper.

But folks, I was dead wrong, holy shit.

Knuckles thoughts (spoilers)

LMAO

🌐🐬MIKU ADVENTURE🐬🌐

This is the best they’ve got to show huh

In this episode of TailsTube, Sonic and Shadow go hedge-to-hedge in an intensive interview with Tails!

I SAY, I SAY, BOY! YOU GONE AND LET ROBOTNIK TRICK YA! YER AN ECHIDNA WARRIOR, BUT CERTAINLY NO ECHIDNA SCHOLAR! THEY CALL YA KNUCKLES CAUSE YA AIN'T GOT NO BRAINS, BOY! LET ROBOTNIK PLAY YA LIKE A MEAN BEAN MACHINE! NOW GO PUNCH THAT EMERALD OUT HIS STOMACH LIKE SOME BAD CHILI!

YA CALL YOURSELF A SAILOR, YA AINT EVEN GOT A BOAT! I AINT EVER SEEN YA RIG A JIB OR WEIGH AN ANCHOR! HAUL A FOREBRACE, OR SOMETHIN! YER HALF LEGS AN' Y'AINT GOT AN OUNCE A' SEA IN EITHER OF EM! RECKON YOU DONT KNOW YOUR LEEWARDS FROM YOUR EDWARDS, STARBOARDS FROM YOUR LARBOARDS~

SA2 Shadow was one of a kind. Responsible for the most iconic scenes in the series. Great character arc, perfect ending. They told a complete story.

Then they brought him back.

I love Shadow even now. I’m so happy he’s here. But it’s just never quite been the same.

What do you do when you’ve got a really funny idea but every time you try to write it the execution sucks

Loud Mouths

Fun fact Rouge is canonically Latina!

( Henshin Intervention 🌙 did the translation)

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It all starts with this! This right here, I tell ya! A gem containing the ultimate, I SAY, the ULTIMATE power! Can't buy that for a dollar! NO SIR! Now I appreciate the company, but I ain't got no time to play games. Gonna disappear now, y'all. CHAOS - I say - CHAOS CONTROL!