I posted a selfie on Facebook this morning and said I was clearly too cool to be at work. And y'all....they laughed. They don't understand my coolness.

Most of them were at work too. Haters.

Never buy a brain implant from a Nazi who sells exploding cars...

I think I've done all of these except chaotic good. I'm now mostly true neutral.

Oh I've had this said to me and I laughed and laughed and blocked.

🤣😂

Same.

Yes. This.

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😂🤣😂

'What you want and like changes based on your external circumstances and your internal state.'

Seems so easy and reasonable.

'Listen with your heart, not your fear.'

Groaner title of the day: Brie Careful What You Wish For.

Dammit. Sasha Devlin

Oh no, Russian spambots. I will not have you tainting my flirting with Bobby Mathews.

Good morning, Twitter. Happy Wednesday! I very much did not want to library today, but library I am doing! The sun is shining. We're on the cusp of a heatwave (a PNW heatwave. Nothing to see here...) and I'm cute today.

Have a WONDERFUL Wednesday.

Books aren’t banned for being subversive. Few books are truly subversive. What they do, however, is promote empathy, allow us glimpses into other lives that help us understand we are all the same.

Books are banned for helping you to understand your enemies aren’t your enemies.

If you're wondering why work bestie is my work bestie, it's because she does things like this. She just had her husband drop this off at my desk

A little Naomi Osaka before work! She's playing with so much more joy these days. Love to see it.

PREORDER TIME!!!

Instead of offering stickers or fan art, I decided to pay it forward with PARDON MY FRENCHIE’s preorder campaign. For every paperback copy preordered through the link, $1 will be donated to animal rescues in South Louisiana!

farrahrochon.com/pardonmyfrench…

I woke up with a Brian McKnight song in my head and that pathetic asshole doesn't deserve space in my brain. Yes, I'm mad about it.