Today at the Election Interference Inquiry, I used one of my favourite tactics during my testimony.

I just kept talking, and wouldn't stop until people forgot the question.

Volume up and listen to me ramble for over a minute, without actually saying anything at all.

Today is the #DayOfPink , where we celebrate the 2SLGBTQQIABIPOCDEI++ community.

Don't confuse this with Pride Season, Pride Recognition Week, Trans Day of Visibility, or Trans Awareness Month.

We won't stop pushing our radical woke agenda until every road is painted rainbow.

HAPPENING NOW: I'm testifying at the inquiry on Foreign Election Interference.

I plan to masterfully place blame on to everybody but myself, and deflect just enough to take the spotlight off me.

They don't call me 'Teflon Trudeau' for nothing - scandals just don't stick to me!

CSIS Director David Vigneault has been recalled to the Election Interference Inquiry, to discover why he lied in his testimony.

Unfortunately, Director Vigneault has tested positive for COVID-19.

I've ordered him to isolate for two years plus 14 days, or at least until I can…

Minister of Climate Hysteria Steven Guilbeault appears to be making a move on my side chick, Minister of Affairs Mélanie Joly.

Hate like this has no place in Canada.

That's why I'm canceling climate change, and sending anyone who paid Climate Taxes to jail, effective immediately.

This afternoon, I visited a local school and I brought two of my favourite things.

Pizzas, and NDAs.

The staff didn't tell the parents I was coming, because they probably wouldn't want me around their kids once they learned why I was fired from West Point Grey Academy.

Oops, I said the quiet part out loud!

Listen to me admit that I'm deliberately trying to make life more expensive for people who don't believe that the future holds impending climate doom.

I sure hope Canadians forget about this video before the election next fall.

The numbers are out - my trip to the South Pacific last year cost over $2-million.

This includes in-flight catering for two weeks, which cost $200,000.

Canadians cannot afford food, but their tax dollars easily fund my jet-setting lifestyle while I live like royalty.

The Election Interference Inquiry has revealed that not only did #China meddle in our elections, but members of my Government participated.

It's becoming clear that we may have used help from the Chinese Communist Party, to get ourselves elected.

Sunny ways!

This afternoon, I went up on to the roof to wave to the peasants like royalty.

After all, I am the King of Canada.

Watch as I wave down, even though no one is waving up at me, until it becomes so humiliating that I have to yell 'Hello!' to imaginary fans on the street below.

Today is the day that space enthusiasts have been waiting months for.

The 'Eclipse Tax' finally kicks in!

Canadians who are outdoors during the #SolarEclipse will have to include that on their annual taxes, and can expect to pay between $200-$400 per person.

I don't understand AI, and it shows.

That's why I nod my head while talking to the experts in this video, like a complete bumbling idiot.

I did manage to tie AI into vaccines at the end of the clip, because forcing people to get vaccinated is something I actually understand.

I've just announced that we're spending $2.4-billion taxpayer dollars to boost AI in Canada.

For those of you not keeping track, that's over $20B in spending announced in one week.

If you still think I'm not raising taxes in the upcoming budget, I've got a bridge to sell you.

Tomorrow is the #SolarEclipse , and Canadians are in grave danger.

That's why I'm forbidding people from looking up by invoking the Emergencies Act.

If you wish to look up, you must submit your full name and register for a Digital ID with the Government, to keep yourself safe.

Yesterday, I flew my enormous private jet - which costs $35,000/hour to operate - to Calgary to discuss affordability.

You cannot overstate how out of touch I am.

But I'm committed to lecturing Canadians about their way of life, and that's exactly what I'm going to do.

The Axe the Tax protest in #Alberta has been growing for a week, and it continues to get bigger.

This is bordering on Emergencies Act territory.

If I see one bouncy castle or one hot tub pop up, I'll send UN troops and police horses to beat people.

I've discovered a new term for those blue collared steel workers, who build this country from the ground up.

I'm now calling them 'overalled folks'.

Volume up, and listen to me stumble as I try to come up with a way to describe working class Canadians.

This afternoon, I visited workers who are building houses under the Canada Builds program.

They handed me this tool for a photo, but I don't know what it is.

Is it a pencil? Is it a step ladder? I have no idea how to use it because I have never worked a day in my life.

Earlier today, I gave a radio interview where the host asked me why people don't like me.

The answer is simple. Stephen Harper.

Volume up and listen as he continues to push the question, and in response I just gaslight Canadians harder and harder.

The #Earthquake in #NewYork reminds us that global warming is real, and my Government is taking action.

That's why we're implementing a new 'Earthquake Tax'.

The Earthquake Tax will help keep Canadians safe, and experts say it may also prevent hurricanes and tornados.