If you're a celeb and you didn't wish me a HBD yesterday, you can do it today. Just add 'belated' and you're good to go!

Todd Barry I'm not top-tier but I know Conan, and I know that if Conan gave half a shit about you he'd send you the warmest wishes for a Happy belated Birthday.
Best, Triumph

Todd Barry Oh, forgot to mention that Conan, were he to give said half-shit, would also urge you to watch my new special #LetsMakeAPoop SF edition on youtube at tinyurl.com/letsmakeapoop as it would surely make your belated birthday.