“There’s a message coming through - he says he wants to be Reform’s candidate for Eastbourne”

You couldn't make it up...

The crooks at Fujitsu are awarded a government contract for 'software support' - to The National Nuclear Laboratory.

What could possibly go wrong?

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Outrage as ex-Treasury mandarin, Sir Edward Troup, former Head of HMRC and now working at Labour HQ for Shadow Chancellor Rachel Reeves, demands that ‘codgers’ be hit with new taxes and lose their free TV licences because they have it ‘ridiculously good’

Your mortgage had to go up to DOUBLE HSBC’s profit.
Your petrol had to go up to QUADRUPLE Shell’s profit.
Your gas had to go up to x10 British Gas' profit.

Brexit Britain working to bankrupt you.

We've been accused by our rivals of misleading customers into believing tripe is some form of fish, but we've got a cast-iron alibi. We use it to fry the tripe.

Tripe Marketing Board profumo and poulson would be very pissed off if the saw what they could openly get away with today

Tripe Marketing Board It does seem to be, yes, and is often going unpunished.
Then, it didn't; Profumo left public life in disgrace (but spent the rest of his life working for charity). Poulson and several of his associates went to jail.
Today no-one even seems to care about the PPE scandal.

Tripe Marketing Board So true: back in the 60's a Government Minister had a relationship with a sex-worker & the headlines were full of it for months & it led to the fall of the Government - would be small change these days, if mentioned at all

'Scandal' is on Prime video

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We can only dream of corruption and scandal on the scale of these two. What we've got at the moment is a hundred-fold worse.

Tripe Marketing Board When found out Profumo went off to do good works shunning the spotlight.

I look forward to the new game show “MPs for Sale” in which ex- members see how much they can con for ‘services’ and 2nd, 3rd, and 4th jobs. Directorships can gain more. The catch phrase is “Make’em Mone!”

Val Stevens Tripe Marketing Board This lot are far worse and so there's many of them. The problem is- it's become normalised aided by a client press. Back then, the term Honorable meant something. They fell on their sword if caught - now they write newspaper columns or host TV programmes.

We can only dream of corruption and scandal on the scale of these two. What we've got at the moment is a hundred-fold worse.

The good people at the banana marketing board have pulled out all the stops with their celeb endorsement campaign… can we expect a counter blast from⁦Tripe Marketing Board⁩?

Tatws Trading 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Ideal with a bit of tripe, eh Tripe Marketing Board ?

Castle Market, 1988. Natalie Myers and Elizabeth Eason.
#Sheffield

Pott Reyt grand Tripe Marketing Board

Tripe Marketing Board Edmund Griffiths Obviously.

It took *four years* for the appalling Yorkshire Water 💧 to be fined a little loose change for polluting the Don.

YW paid out £62m in dividends in July 2023...

But apparently they now have 'evolving procedures and processes'.

Oh goody.

Feargal Sharkey

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Defund. Mock. Privatise. Profit.

The same playbook they used for water, rail and mail.

Don’t fall for it.

#YourNHSNeedsYou H/T Patrick Graham

Tripe Marketing Board Our Northampton council have now installed 'Norbert' to respond to our queries. Humans replaced by AI. Speaking with a human will be a thing of the past. By 2025 Mr Musk says they will be much smarter than all of us. Getting the human doctor will become an insult.