‘til gas do us part 😮‍💨

That blunt need a Blue Chew

This mf spittin

When you get home after a long day and finally get to smoke a blunt

‘Til gas do us part 💒

He definitely the one that forgot the lighter

Weed >>>>>>>>>>>>

“I probably won't smoke tonight'

Me as soon as I finish work:

New York Times Best Seller 🥇

When your homie who never smokes takes a hit of the blunt

When you finally find someone who smokes as much weed as you

🌳 >>>>>>>>>>>>> 🚬

When u offer the homie who never joins the session the blizz for the 12th time

Yo girl soon as she get home from work

'Yeah it's still $15 a gram tho'

When you smell weed coming from your neighbor’s backyard

🤔🤔🤔🤔

Stoners be like 'I know a spot' and take you here

When your whole squad is high and someone has an axiety attack

When that 30 minute weed nap turns into an 8 hour weed nap