You know we’ve been poor when you can say it on the timeline without getting torn to shreds for your opinion. #NUFC

How that Man United team is 6th is beyond me. They’re absolutely honking. Beyond belief that we’re behind them in the table. #NUFC

17 days later this is now not only stupid, but mathematically impossible 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #NUFC

If our points per game at home was the same as it is for our away games this season, we’d be sat just 4 points above the drop.

That tells you all you need to know about the contrast between our home and away form this season. #NUFC

DUMMETT!!!!!!!! #NUFC

My stream is so far behind, Emmanuel Rivière has just bagged his second goal of the night. #NUFC

Toon Polls poetry

That’ll teach me for tweeting with a stream that’s 60 seconds behind FFS #NUFC

Your only OFFICIAL matchday poll.

How will #NUFC get on this evening?

Man United did us a favour in the end with their ridiculous demands over the Lingard deal in January 2022, but for that reason alone I hope we hold them to ransom over Ashworth. #NUFC

I know you all love my parking tips for our away games so here’s one for Palace away on Wednesday (which is normally a nightmare)

It’s at South Norwood Primary School. 15 mins walk to Selhurst.

You can pre-book it for £15 here: rb.gy/vel884 #NUFC

Gary Neville on comms in the Liverpool game

#EFC #NFFC #LTFC

Ahahahahahahah

This is an all time tinpot tweet.

Deary me. #NUFC

Looks like that tweet last night that got people speculating Minteh was leaving was just a preview of this Cup Final day short film. #NUFC

Absolute head loss from the mackems in the replies 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Far too easy. #NUFC

Happy Birthday to the best Goalkeeper #NUFC have had in my lifetime.

Who’s the best GK you’ve ever seen play (live or on highlights) for #NUFC ? And why?

Cc Toon Polls

Sporting some incredible knitwear with a young Darren Jackson and a certain Mr Paul Gascoigne. #NUFC