Just some season highlights from my favourite Tele Reds

#YMCA

Scottie Road TV look like winning the battle for this. Not quite eight figures for the club were happy to get £8.50

Literally tens of people will be eagerly tuning in

Exactly this

The fact that the Red Men only got to spend £650m since 2018 is a disgrace. So is the fact that we were only second in the wages charts too.

If only we’d have spent that £10m more, we’d have won the lot

Just got my hands on a rough cut from the upcoming Liverpool documentary. Covers some of the highlights from the last few weeks. Think the whole thing is gonna look boss yeno

The boss here counting up the games we fucked up trying to chase the Quad

Man Utd 4-3 (FA Cup)
Atalanta 3-0 (Europa)
Man Utd 2-2 (League)
Palace 1-0 (League)
Everton 2-0 (League)
West Ham 2-2 (League)

Just some boss Tele Reds

Massive game today Red Men. Let’s deliver. One more push for the gaffa 👊👊👊
#YMCA

Is anyone still going to this?

What else is there to do with your spare time? Perfectly normal

Arne Slot is a fervent believer in the performance enhancing benefits of the full english. The cheaper the better

Feyenoord’s success has been built on it

Expect it to play a big part in the future at Anfield

#FullEnglishRedMenFamily

AI image search parameters: ‘create an image that shows we are a perfectly normal fanbase’

Looks like the bus is sorted for the parade!

It’s gonna be boss Red Men

#YMCA

Us Scouse not English Red Men get very angry when he’s not picked for England (a team we don’t care about). But I’m guessing him not being picked is because of stuff like this?

Liverpool have just published the route for the League Cup victory parade (in red)

11:00 start
11:02 finish

Be there Red Men! #YMCA

Just some boss Tele Reds

Flag sorted for West Ham away

Incredible work by this Red Man. Proving how normal we are. Hope this is booming out the away section tonight #YMCA

Quick question Red Men. Who is the best modern Red? Is it…

(A) Redshite Christopher Biggins

(B) Núñez Nonce

(C) Fanta Scruff

(D) Uncle Fester

This goes out to all my fellow Red Men making the trip across the park tonight. #YMCA

Just about to start playing the new GTA ‘Streets of Scottie Road’. It’s gonna be boss yeno

Might begin playing as Doddy la