Our dog sleeps like a human with her head on a pillow vertically

I will never spend 1 cent in that city. Ever.

Had a mini meltdown today as I raced around doing things for everyone else. Then realized I have no time to do anything I needed to do for myself.

Tall girls and sedans don’t get along. I feel like I’m sitting on the ground and that when I get out my knees hit my chest.

I want to hear one song off of #TTPD , Florida. Co-written with florence welch . This song is going to be felt in your soul.

I just watched Kevin Love sink a foul shot against the Philadelphia 76ers and I was not even mad. It made me happy to see him doing well. Man, do I wish there was just one more game with that Championship Cleveland Cavaliers team. #Charity #ICanWish

Daily reminder that I’m still fangirling over the Taylor/Travis relationship. Everyone needs to get them a Travis.

I just said the same thing. Their actions make me very nervous.

I’m sunburnt and I keep telling myself, “those sun rays made you feel alive again.”

I live for watching Betsy Grunch, MD, FAANS

The woman next to us is a total cunt. She has 2 sets of chairs blocked one set in the sun, one set in the shade. Who behaves like this? #entitlement

This friggin state….. that’s what we’re worried about? Seat belts?? Any excuse to pull someone over

Public Service Announcement #3: Sexual assault isn’t ok, ever.Standing there knowingly being groped and assaulted just to stream Dave Matthews Band and then cry about being groped because your streaming and fandom was more important then reporting,is a disservice to all SA victims.

Public Service Announcement #2: If you smell do not, I repeat do not, get on any flight. That’s fucking disgusting. #fact

Public Service Announcement #1: If you smell, you know you smell. If other people smell you, you know you smell yourself. #fact

I’ve decided all I’m doing is working, traveling and home improvements all spring and summer. I refuse to be stagnant this year.

What a embarrassment to women.

aaron hernandez greeting OJ simpson in hell

POV: OJ Simpson trying to get into Heaven