oh mahe facebook page orange ad is gonna go crazy with this one

Born to play silly board games forced to sit in board rooms

after the 15th godzilla vs kong movie you'd think at least one of them will move to court or couples counseling for conflict resolution but NO

I wonder how they're doing now

whenever it's the most depressing thing you've ever watched A24 with an all asian cast will be at the scene of crime

only goes to show no matter how much money you make if you're a brown family your wedding functions will have terribly rehearsed bollywood cosplay in it

'why do you always have headphones in are you listening music all the time?' bro the other alternative is listening to my brain

visiting the submerged state of economy when exactly

male friendships are just one of you going 'chal raha hai kya?' and the other person goes 'haa bhai chal' and then both of you continue to stay seated

Phone call from that one pretentious annoying topper friend on result day:

Your 20s are the threshold in life when you finally start to understand what Jagjit Singh was singing about

some of these alpha testosterone addled gymbros be so bucket headed they'll probably see a man walking with crutches and ask them bro leg day today?

waking up

realising telling people you're always there in case they need any help is not just something you say because now they asked for the said help and you're screwed

sad girls will pick one of them at the age of 15 and make it their entire personality

was forced to watch animal with some friends and man i gotta give vanga some credit bro it must have taken an exquisite amount of energy, time and effort to make your main lead this level of obnoxious and unbearable

If money can't buy happiness then explain to me why lego sets are so expensive

man i was today years old when i realised the phrase 'died of a broken heart' is a delicate way of saying the person offed themself i always thought it meant they died of a heart attack or sm rip

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