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Adam Walker

@TiberiusWalker

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calendar_today23-08-2015 23:35:21

167 Tweets

51 Followers

113 Following

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Saw Gruff Rhys and The Coral last night. I give it one billion out of ten. Seen The Coral 10+ times, that may have been the best ever last night ❤️

Saw @gruffingtonpost and @thecoralband last night. I give it one billion out of ten. Seen The Coral 10+ times, that may have been the best ever last night ❤️
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Remembering the time when my brother applied a temporary tattoo that read ‘DUMB ASS’ on my forehead and I couldn’t get it off in time for school

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When people claim to see a ghost animal, it’s always a cat or a dog. Nobody ever sees a ghost elephant walking around Chester Zoo or a ghost sloth in their wardrobe.

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Save money on buying ‘real butter’ by just picking up a cheap supermarket spread and stabbing holes in your bread instead.

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Used to collect WWF wrestling figures as a kid. In my quest to acquire more, I once went knocking on random peoples houses asking if they ‘had any wrestling figures they wanted to donate to charity’. What an absolute hustler 7 year old me was!

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Everybody remembers the day a big dog ran through their playground at school. I haven’t had a thrill like it since!

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Who knew that a repurposed septic tank controlled with a blag dualshock controller would be unsafe? I wouldn’t travel to the depths of Sefton Park lake in that thing

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I used to think Lurpak was spread cheese so would often butter some bread and add some Lurpak on it thinking I was having a cheese spread sandwich. What I was actually having was a butter butter butty.

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The most embarrassing thing about having a baby is everyone in work knowing that I’ve had sex at least once

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When I die I wanna see stats for my life, like on GTA. Hours slept, miles walked, money spent. But then random things like pasties eaten, pints drank, people I’ve looked at, how many times I’ve made someone laugh. Then I’d wanna see a ‘best of’ video with some boss music over it.

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