Building a thing with some friends

Tweeted because Pons Asinorum noted my long absence

[33 days is like years]

If I can't rail against the dying embers of society, I can at least go build you all stuff to earn

Alphas are appreciated and will be thanked...er rewarded

Also GFY

I forgot about writing tweets this week

Nas has been awake 196k hours straight

Like J Cole he’s so distraught over his own diss track “Ether” he’s been sitting in his house watching Belly over and over unable to sleep

Eminem meanwhile sleeps 15 hours a day to maintain health, the better the diss the better he sleeps

The Diss Apology tracks don’t hit as hard

“You claim to be a playa but I fvcked your wife.” - 2Pac ‘96

Now

“I apologize she’s a lovely woman.” - Modern Goofy Rapper

I was away today while you guys discovered sex

Proud of you all for getting there in the end

Still think we are all better off if the Axe Body Spray Crew keeps fvckin themselves though

GFY

Like Sappy Seals did w/ Meme Machine and Pudgy Penguins did with GIFS

DeGods/y00ts should have created a platform to fake crypto gains with featuring easy plugin editing tools and up-to-date token IDs

Free for holders, fee-based for larps

It'd mint in this cycle

Spaces most populated by voices assuredly delivering expert advice on executing in business, are usually happening midday with a bunch of jobless MFers talking for hours

There is something there to learn, but it isn't the expertise you think it is

If you were shopping for jeans, you wouldn't go to the Garment District and buy a bolt of taffeta

NFTs were created to be sold quickly into Fomo, they are the Slim Jim/Candy Bar/National Enquirer at the checkout for the last cycle of Crypto

The reason to buy was adjusted to the

They’ll always be able to say, Zero offsides

So close…

There’s video evidence emerging today on the powerful narcotic that is Axe Body Spray

If you are exposed to it or to a male influencer addicted to it you will rapidly find the following symptoms

Mid
Unwashed Jeans
Mid
See-More Beards
Mid
Bad Tattoos
Mid
Virgin
Mid
Over

This subject IS the warning

The embarrassing part would be admitting to getting drained trying to hang out with Unstoppable

If you've ever taken a Stage to incorrectly state Solana is where modern banking will go to build all its tools, you should stop taking stages and shove your head up your ass with you dumb fvckin opinions no one wants to fvckin here

Virgins watching porn, shouldn't describe what sex is like

MFers here listening to podcasts and Spaces thinking they know what building is like

GFY

My theory on the way English ppl visibly age rapidly heavily assumes the effects alcohol, heavy potato starch diets, shit veggie access, tea as a primary hydrator, and really cold weather has on the body

Often it's comparing me, to ppl I know there, or celebrities there w/ ours

The hashtag for Arsenal Luton game looks like it says Arse Slut

I can't unsee it now

#ARSLUT

The wife started a movie

Stood up and left the room

Its been over an hour, she has not returned and I am not paying attention

The kids left too

Why the fvck am I still sitting here w/ this on...

Amoxicillin Suspension aka Pink Syrup, never got the HipHop support of Purple Drank aka Sizzurp aka Lean aka Promethazine & Codeine, and we are all worse for it

Big miss there

This took a tremendous amount of work (4 minutes)

I had to make sure I could cover the entire process of self-discovery

I asked you to participate and you 🖕 me off

This is on you as much as me

Plus they only visit to see the grandkids

The shop link for my health tracker is launching soon

This is the latest evolution in GFY

You buy the tracker and wear it

You diddle yourself (GFingY)

The more you diddle the more $FAP you earn

$FAP is the jackoff reward token

The more fapping the more $FAP

You pool all