Sometimes I love it here so much

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In 2022, Dave Portnoy spent $3.7M to launch a new company called Brick Watches, through which he tried to sell $2,400 watches. I said on Twitter that they're a ripoff and they're built with $40 quartz movements. He then filmed an 8 min video about how I'm a moron.

took off work and spent all day on the water, saw a huge pod of dolphin, bout to go to the bar

Hope y’all’s day was killer 💪

Fucking got him lol. I'm out.

Sorry about my bulge

ngl he had me in the first half

Paul Walker was a pedophile and this person can’t wait to hear me scream in a few weeks because Paul Walker was a pedophile

You’re minding your own business and out of nowhere this heinous looking gargoyle named Graham Linehan starts obsessively screaming at you about children’s genitals, getting more and more turned on as he screams about children’s genitals, what do you do?

My “Paul Walker was not a pedo” tweet has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my tweet

Kristi Yamaguccimane birds of a feather flock together, fly high

Kristi Yamaguccimane I posted a fleet of me with the caption “this is the peak of male perfection” and this dude vehemently disagreed

Kristi Yamaguccimane I said the english dont need BOTH butter and mayo on a sandwich

Kristi Yamaguccimane I don’t know if you remember but one time I said men shouldn’t wear sandals and then I got death threats for 40 days and 40 nights