do you ever lay on your bed sideways and pretend you have a choad mattress

i can think of 1 instance where a rape joke is funny

Sydney Sweeney is girl version Rami Malek

30-40 feral hotdog vendors

even if you had a million guesses you would not be able to guess why this band's drummer left

Drew Barrymore interviews everybody like they have coke and she doesn’t have any money.

Never Mind the Milkshake, Here's the Ducks

these lyrics seem like they are addressed to a stray dog

What 6 months of consistent looksmaxxing can do for you if you actually try.

The thing is, most men will never even do the bare minimum.

There is an intense sweetness in the fruit you harvest from the labour of taking care of yourself.

how do I get more people to listen to my band? and don’t say “get the Taylor swift URL on bandcamp” cause that’s already been done!!

larry david had to publicly apologize to a puppet this year and still has yet to complain about wokeness, pc, or offending others

Makeshift light switch

wow the cats per minute on this cat are really high

I cannot tell you how amazing it was to see a trans woman ordained as a minister, Ashley is making incredible progress for our humanity as trans people to be seen. Young Jenna definitely got some healing today 💜

Look, I think of myself as a principled man but I’ll forgive all of capitalisms sins for giving me Zero Sugar Ultra Fiesta Mango Monster Energy

he tagged everyone 💀

It’s been tried

30-something nyc/sf wfh laptop job tech girlboss project manager 10 seconds after quitting her job buying a real tree hat and moving to austin: